Ultimate Utensil

Verse 1:

Sporks, oh sporks, you're a wonder to behold

A perfect combination of fork and spoon, so bold

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Eating with you is an absolute ball

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate utensil

No more switching between fork and spoon, no thrill

You make dining so much easier, so neat

Sporks, oh sporks, you can't be beat

Verse 2:

From fast food to fancy restaurants

You're always there, no need for any stunts

A practical tool, always reliable

To make every meal more enjoyable

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate utensil

No more switching between fork and spoon, no thrill

You make dining so much easier, so neat

Sporks, oh sporks, you can't be beat

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as fancy

As silverware or crystal, so chancy

But we know better, you're the perfect fit

For any meal, any dish, any bit

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate utensil

No more switching between fork and spoon, no thrill

You make dining so much easier, so neat

Sporks, oh sporks, you can't be beat

Outro:

So let's raise our sporks up high

And give thanks to the guy who gave it a try

The spork, the perfect utensil, no doubt

Sporks, oh sporks, you're what it's all about!