Thank God For Sporks

Verse 1:

I was eating soup one day

When I realized in dismay

That I didn't have a fork or spoon

What was I to do, what a loon

Chorus:

Thank god for sporks, oh sporks

You save the day, no need to fork

Or spoon, you're both in one

Oh sporks, you're so much fun

Verse 2:

I can eat my mac and cheese

Or my salad with such ease

With just one simple tool

No more fuss, no more drool

Chorus:

Thank god for sporks, oh sporks

You save the day, no need to fork

Or spoon, you're both in one

Oh sporks, you're so much fun

Bridge:

Some may say you're strange

But to me, you're the perfect range

Of utensils all in one

You're my favorite, you're the one

Chorus:

Thank god for sporks, oh sporks

You save the day, no need to fork

Or spoon, you're both in one

Oh sporks, you're so much fun

Outro:

So let's raise our sporks up high

And give thanks to this great guy

Who invented this amazing tool

Oh sporks, you're nobody's fool!