Multitasker

Verse 1:

Sporks, oh sporks, you're a kitchen game-changer

A utensil that's both a fork and spoon, no stranger

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Eating with you is an absolute ball

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're a true multitasker

No more swapping between fork and spoon, you're the master

You make eating so much easier, no hassle

Sporks, oh sporks, you're our favorite tassel

Verse 2:

From fast food to home-cooked meals

You're always there, our eating ideals

A versatile companion, always at hand

No need for anything else, so grand

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're a true multitasker

No more swapping between fork and spoon, you're the master

You make eating so much easier, no hassle

Sporks, oh sporks, you're our favorite tassel

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as elegant

As silver spoons or gold forks, no pendant

But to us, you're the ultimate tool

The perfect combination, so cool

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're a true multitasker

No more swapping between fork and spoon, you're the master

You make eating so much easier, no hassle

Sporks, oh sporks, you're our favorite tassel

Outro:

So let's raise our sporks up high

And give thanks to the guy who gave it a try

The spork, the perfect utensil, no doubt

Sporks, oh sporks, you rock, no pout!