Perfect Combination

Verse 1:

Oh the spork is a wondrous tool, it is

A fork and spoon combined, sure it's a whiz

With its tines and scoop, it can do it all

Eating with the spork, sure we have a ball

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the perfect combination

No need for two utensils, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Verse 2:

From hearty stews to delicate soups

The spork can handle it all, it's no fluke

A practical tool, always handy

To make any meal more dandy

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the perfect combination

No need for two utensils, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as grand

As silver spoons or gold forks, so bland

But we know better, you're the real deal

The ultimate eating tool, with appeal

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the perfect combination

No need for two utensils, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Outro:

So let's raise a toast to the spork's might

It's a tool that makes eating a delight

The spork, the ultimate utensil

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the real thrill!