No Complication

Verse 1:

In a world where eating was a chore

Along came a tool, we couldn't ignore

The spork, a hybrid of fork and spoon

Made eating so much easier, it was a boon

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate creation

No need for separate tools, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Verse 2:

From fast food to fancy restaurants

Sporks are always there, the perfect response

A radical tool, always reliable

To make every meal more enjoyable

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate creation

No need for separate tools, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as classy

As silverware or china, so sassy

But we know better, you're the real deal

The ultimate eating tool, with appeal

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate creation

No need for separate tools, no complication

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Outro:

So let's raise our sporks up high

And give thanks to the guy who gave it a try

The spork, the perfect tool for every meal

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the real deal!