Combo

Verse 1:

Back in the day, we needed a tool

To make eating easier, to make it cool

The spork came along, and we were amazed

A hybrid of fork and spoon, we were unfazed

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate combo

No more switching utensils, no need to go slow

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Verse 2:

From fast food to school cafeterias

Sporks were always there, no need to be wary

A radical tool, always at hand

To make every meal more grand

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate combo

No more switching utensils, no need to go slow

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as flashy

As silver spoons or gold forks, so trashy

But we know better, you're the real deal

The ultimate eating tool, with appeal

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate combo

No more switching utensils, no need to go slow

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Outro:

So let's raise our sporks up high

And give thanks to the guy who gave it a try

The spork, the perfect tool for every meal

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the real deal!