Favorite Tool

Verse 1:

Oh sporks, you're a wonder to behold

A utensil like no other, so bold

A hybrid of fork and spoon, so unique

A true game changer, so to speak

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're my favorite tool

You make eating so much easier, it's cool

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

You're the king of utensils, standing tall

Verse 2:

From soups and stews to ice cream sundaes

You make every meal so easy to praise

With your sturdy construction and sharp tines

You're always ready to tackle any food lines

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're my favorite tool

You make eating so much easier, it's cool

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

You're the king of utensils, standing tall

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as fancy

As silver spoons or gold forks so dancy

But to me, you're the perfect combination

Of style and function, the ultimate sensation

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're my favorite tool

You make eating so much easier, it's cool

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

You're the king of utensils, standing tall

Outro:

So let's celebrate the spork's awesomeness

With every bite and every lick, let's express

Our gratitude for this amazing invention

The spork, the ultimate eating solution!