No More Juggling

Verse 1:

Sporks, oh sporks, you're a true work of art

A utensil that's both a fork and spoon, so smart

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Eating with you is a total ball

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate eating tool

No more juggling between fork and spoon, no fool

You make dining so much easier, no strife

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the spice of life

Verse 2:

From soups to desserts, you're always there

A versatile companion, so rare

A practical tool, always handy

To make every meal more dandy

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate eating tool

No more juggling between fork and spoon, no fool

You make dining so much easier, no strife

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the spice of life

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as posh

As silverware or china, so gosh

But we know better, you're the perfect match

For any cuisine, any taste, any batch

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, you're the ultimate eating tool

No more juggling between fork and spoon, no fool

You make dining so much easier, no strife

Sporks, oh sporks, you're the spice of life

Outro:

So let's give a cheer for the spork

The ultimate eating solution, no fork

From picnics to fine dining, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you stand tall!