Standing Tall

Verse 1:

Oh the spork, it's a ripper mate

A utensil that's both a fork and plate

With its tines and scoop, it can do it all

Eating with the spork, it's a real ball

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate all-in-one

No need for two utensils, it's so much fun

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Verse 2:

From barbies to picnics in the park

The spork is always there, it's a true spark

A practical tool, always handy

To make any meal more dandy

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate all-in-one

No need for two utensils, it's so much fun

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Bridge:

Some may say you're not as flash

As silverware or china, so rash

But we know better, you're the real deal

The ultimate eating tool, with appeal

Chorus:

Sporks, sporks, the ultimate all-in-one

No need for two utensils, it's so much fun

With your tines and scoop, you do it all

Sporks, oh sporks, you're standing tall

Outro:

So let's give a cheer for the spork's greatness

With every bite and every taste

The spork, the ultimate eating tool

Sporks, oh sporks, you're nobody's fool!